Oh, it’s starting. The name calling. The fighting. The conversations. The not so sweetness.

Jacob whining, “John call me poop”.
John, “diarrhea”.
Jacob, “mom, John call me diarrhea”.
Mom commentary, “nice. Very, very nice”.

Jacob, “Mom. Dad hurt my feelings”.
mom, “I’m sorry”.
Jacob, “I’m mad!”
A few minutes later.
Mom, “Jacob, be nice to your sister”.
Jacob, “I can’t. Me be in bad mood”.

Jacob, “Hi Juannie”.
John, “me no Juannie”.
Jacob, “Hi Tiki!”
John, “me no Tiki!”
mom, “if you are not Juannie or Tiki, who are you?”
John, “me Trouble”.
mom, “boy do you have that one right”.

About Angie

Angie is a CRAFT dabbling, recipe making, WORD loving, sunshine hording, book DEVOURING, Mama to a lot! She's kind of in love with Instagram right now, so if you want her attention, go find here there. {smiling}


  1. 1

    Oh man, I am rolling over here! Too funny.

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    Elizabeth says:

    So cute!

  3. 3

    ROFL!!! maybe its a good thing my boys are behind with speech!!!

  4. 4

    LOL! Aren’t you glad your going on vacation soon! 😉

  5. 5
    Heather says:

    I KNOW these conversations well. Just switch out the boys with girls.

  6. 6

    They are flippin’ cute Angie!!! I forgot about the Cancun question a while back…will my brain ever come back???? Have wonderful time! We leave tomorrow. We are so excited!

  7. 7

    It’s never going to get easier is it?! LOL

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    Melissa says:

    At least John’s aware he’s trouble.

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    Yes, my name is Arizona says:

    Ugh. I have this going on with Luke and his cousin and I’m not looking forward to the twins’ arguments! Its funny that being called “diarrhea” is upsetting to kids. lol!

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    Laurie M. says:

    Haha! So funny!

  11. 11

    oh boy, I just can’t wait until the twins start getting a little attitude.

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    Are You Serious! says:

    ♡ Very cute! My kids name call all the time. Drives me crazy! Usually it’s stupid or dumb dumb head or somehting like that… 🙂

  13. 13

    That’s so funny! My girls aren’t at the stage of name calling…yet. Right now they call eachother by their own name, which is wrong. It tends to confuse people sometimes!

  14. 14

    I love the hilarious things kids say! That was too cute.

  15. 15

    Ahhh the joy of Boys! They are even better when they are 8 & 10+ yrs old. Good luck with your cute little man! Thanks for the laugh this morning..

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    Good & Crazy says:

    hilarious. Maybe we can make a book or something out of all these little kid snippets. The good the bad and the funny?

  17. 17
    Tiffany says:

    Hilarious. Wow, your kids are so funny. I think #2 is the best. I think I am going to start using that one.

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    The Jensens says:

    haha love it.

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    My name is Tammie says:

    LOL!!! That is so funny! Of course its funny to read it, probably not quite as funny to live it. 😉

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    Stephanie says:

    They are so stinkin’ cute! Don’t you just want to video record nearly every moment? I always think I’ll remember little conversations like these when Viv says something funny, but then soon forget just how the words came out.

  21. 21

    And on it goes…Have fun with those two! What miracle little boys they are.

  22. 22

    I wish we could hear these conversations. So funny. Sorry, but that is too cute.

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    Mama's Losin' It says:

    They always find SOMETHING to be upset about. I give up.

  24. 24

    Enjoy the cutest of this stage. My 6 and 9 year old are still doing this and it is NOT SO CUTE!!

  25. 25
    Casey's trio says:

    “Me be in bad mood” sounds just like cookie monster! We have very similar sounding conversations around here…

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    Gunnisac Sandersons says:

    Kids are fun, I think we should all be able to just say how we feel like kids do. Your boys are growing up so fast.

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    Tiffany says:

    Me Trouble. That is just the truth. Love it!

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    Jessica says:

    That is funny..they’ll love those captured conversations when they get older:)..

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    Kristin says:

    Getting ready for school to start aren’t we?! It’s the same story here.

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    Collegegirl says:

    Can I roll on the floor and laugh? Too cute!!!

  31. 31

    great conversations!! Love it!

    Seriously, you could post kid conversations all day and night, and I would gobble it up! Love it!

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    DysFUNctional Mom says:

    It starts so young! I remember my middle girl getting SO mad at her big brother, and with her 1-year-old, limited vocabulary yelled out, “Stop it…DOODOO!!!” I guess that was the worst word she could possibly think of!

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    Veggie Mom says:

    Wow–I’m having de ja vu here! My SIL has four boys, and I’ve heard a lot of conversations like this. Hysterical! Congrats, BTW, on being the SITS Featured Blogger!

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    Crazy Momma says:

    I love this! Absolutely hysterical!

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    Melissa says:

    kids say the darnedest things! I love listening to kid conversations. They’re so cute!

  36. 36

    very funny! lucu banget!!!!!!

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    Carrie and Troy Keiser says:

    smile grin laugh! yeah it’s not just mine with the great inventive name calling! I feel better thank for sharing 🙂
    We have poo-poo heads and meanie butts round here!

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    girlytwins says:

    Smiling form ear to ear right now!!

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    jenni anne says:

    never a dull moment!

  40. 40

    Love it! My girls have the funniest conversations too but no name calling …yet. I am sure its on its way!

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    Bonnie the Boss says:

    At least he is willing to admit he is trouble. That way it won’t sneak up on you and bite you in the butt. Too funny!