{The Tale in Which this Mama saw Red, Part II}

It really is a miracle they are alive; and by alive, I mean, literally, and {still} alive, literally.

They defied the odds {we were given only a 50% survival rate} in utero, but it doesn’t stop there.

They push the limits almost every day, and some days even push far past the limits whereby it’s easy to stay sane.

The other day I found this:

You are looking at  the back side of my leather chaise lounge.  The side that is almost up against the wall.  The side that in order to get punctured by nail clippers by a 4 year old boy who would have to work pretty hard at getting back there with a sharp object.  And know that it’s the wrong thing to do.  And know better.

See what I mean?

I constantly have to remind myself that there are two of them so the trouble they get into is two fold.  And, it’s not always BOTH of them that are getting into trouble.  For instance, John is the one that ruined the backside of my chair, while Jacob is the one that painted all over my True Religion jeans.

I give myself these pep talks, yet I swear to you, if they ruin one more expensive item of mine I’m going to flip.

I have a feeling that it’ll be a miracle if I’m still sane by the time they are 18.

And that’s being optimistic.

About Angie

Angie is a CRAFT dabbling, recipe making, WORD loving, sunshine hording, book DEVOURING, Mama to a lot! She's kind of in love with Instagram right now, so if you want her attention, go find here there. {smiling}

Comments

  1. 1
    Cecily R says:

    I don’t have much to say (as I snort a little), except A) you’re RAD and B) man, those boys are adorable and C) it’s probably a good thing on this fine day that they are.

    And now I’m going to go back to laughing (snorting) WITH you, not AT you…
    .-= Cecily R´s last blog ..Photo Story Friday and Seventh Grade =-.

  2. 2
    Brandie
    Twitter: rudyrukus
    says:

    Well at least you have a good excuse for being in the insane asylum. haha!
    .-= Brandie´s last blog .."not me" Monday! =-.

  3. 3
    Grace's Mom says:

    Hang in there…if being a mom was easy, anyone could do it!
    .-= Grace’s Mom´s last blog ..Lunch with Naomi. Judd, that is. =-.

  4. 4

    I’ve put all my nice stuff in storage for the next 18 years. Camping chairs, paper plates, everything IKEA sells … Welcome to my house.
    .-= Stacia´s last blog ..One Sugar Please =-.

  5. 5
    Kerry Ellington says:

    Aww, they’re SOOO cute. Wow, that’s definitely a predetermined action plan to actually pierce the chaise lounge despite its position. Good luck with them hon! 🙂
    .-= Kerry Ellington´s last blog ..Inspirational Mondays – It Ain’t Over till God Says It’s Over!" =-.

  6. 6

    I hate to say it, but this is pretty typical kid stuff. My son will be SO good for a long time, but then every once in a while, he will just do something totally off the wall like this. I think the temptation just hits them and they just can’t resist it. It’s like when we see a really fabulous purse or a pair of shoes that we know we shouldn’t buy, but it’s just sitting there calling you…

    On the other hand, where did you get that fabulous chaise? I’ve been looking for one like that for about twenty years. A friend of mine in college had one, but it was wide enough for two and covered in soft brown plush. It was literally the MOST comfortable thing I’d ever sat in and I’ve always wanted to find one just like it.
    .-= Adrian´s last blog ..Photo Storage & Organization =-.

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    jennyleite says:

    Ooooh Angie I am right there with you. My girls could give your boys a run for their money. It’s gotten so much worse over the past year 🙂
    .-= jennyleite´s last blog ..Birthday Celebration =-.

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    Scary Mommy says:

    Oh, but they are SO SO SO SO SO damn cute. Even if they make you insane.
    .-= Scary Mommy´s last blog ..Facebook Failure =-.

  9. 9

    My dear brother once told me, “once you have kids, don’t buy anything nice for 20 years!”

    By the way, the boys are adorable! I have a weakness for reds!

  10. 10
    Erin
    Twitter: ErinsMiracles
    says:

    Oh they are so A-Dorable though! And they actually TOLD you which one did which? I think you are doing awesome in that right in and of itself!

  11. 11
    Melissa Multitasking Mama
    Twitter: multitaskingme
    says:

    I have three boys and they can sure each create their own mischief…but yours are so doggone cute..how can you be mad at those faces? Adorable!
    .-= Melissa Multitasking Mama´s last blog ..Steps toward a natural lifestyle =-.

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    Sera @ Laughing Through the Chaos
    Twitter: ChaoticMama
    says:

    It has to be those adorably cute little faces that save them every time, right? I’m dying from the cuteness over here. And the HAIR! I love the hair!
    .-= Sera @ Laughing Through the Chaos´s last blog ..Balancing Acts {Book Review and Giveaway} =-.

  13. 13
    Rhonda
    Twitter: rhondaslife
    says:

    I decided that owning nice things just is not in the cards for me at this point in my life. “This point in my life” includes the entire last 16 years and another 14 to go. By that time, I figure there will be grandchildren to trash my things. I will go to my grave with broken tables and couches and unpainted walls. sigh….
    .-= Rhonda´s last blog ..My First Vlog =-.

  14. 14
    Susie's Homemade says:

    I have problems chasing after one. I can’t even imagine:-)

  15. 15
    scrappysue says:

    but they’re so cute!!!!! just as well u have eyes in the back of your head
    .-= scrappysue´s last blog ..our wonderful weekend part 2 =-.

  16. 16
    Leah
    Twitter: moxiethrift
    says:

    their hair cuts and styles are so cute! look on the bright side, they didn’t puncture the front. yes?

  17. 17
    dysfunctional mom says:

    They sound like puppies, always destroying something! LOL
    But they’re so stinkin’ cute!

  18. 18
    Lacey in Love says:

    Oh nooo, I would flip too, except for that, man … they are REALLY cute. 🙂

  19. 19
    Allison @ Alli 'n Son
    Twitter: Alli_n_Son
    says:

    Oh NO! That’s a beautiful chair. At least it’s on the back and not the front, no one will ever notice. See, it could always be worse. 🙂
    .-= Allison @ Alli ‘n Son´s last blog ..Homemade Crackers =-.

  20. 20

    It’s only now at almost 6 that mine are finally starting to not get into as much trouble… I felt the same way as you though! There were some days I didn’t think they were going to make it!!! 🙂

  21. 21
    Krystyn
    Twitter: SeriousKrystyn
    says:

    I think this is why somebody coined the phrase “double trouble,” right?

    Here’s hoping you all make it through the teenage years!
    .-= Krystyn´s last blog ..Open Letters on a Tuesday =-.

  22. 22
    Self Sagacity
    Twitter: selfsagacity
    says:

    Wow, those boys are so special. So cute with their hair spiked in the front. 🙂
    .-= Self Sagacity´s last blog ..Self Sagacity’s Awards and Pass-Ons =-.

  23. 23

    Oh girl, these are the times when I just have to get on my knees and pray. Pray that God will forgive me for the thoughts and words going through my mind!! AHHH! Stay strong. At least it’s the back side???

  24. 24

    oh my goodness, girl, I would have had a blood conniption. You are a stronger Mama than me. I would have run away after the jeans. The chair would have been more than I could handle!
    .-= Shannon´s last blog ..Welcome Baby Brooks! =-.

  25. 25
    Lolli
    Twitter: 1momof5
    says:

    Oh, ouch. Yes, they are pretty lucky to be alive. 😉
    .-= Lolli´s last blog ..The Rule of Thirds – A Bloggography Tutorial =-.

  26. 26
    Buckeroomama
    Twitter: buckeroomama
    says:

    I read what you wrote and the words “double trouble” popped into my mind, but then just look at the pair of them –SO adorabke. I’d given up on having nice things while my two are still living with us.
    .-= Buckeroomama´s last blog ..Smile! =-.

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    Crystal @ Semi-Crunchy Mama says:

    I’m exhausted just chasing after my little man…I almost needed a nap after just contemplating my son times two! Your boys are absolutely adorable…that fabulous red hair has me wanting to reach into the computer screen and tousle it like crazy!
    .-= Crystal @ Semi-Crunchy Mama´s last blog ..Boo-Boos and Mama Kisses =-.