The Lamest Line I’ve Ever Heard

Last night my sister babysat ALL of my kids so that Jeff and I could go out on a date.

Free babysitting?  A night out without 5 little ducklings in tow?  A gift.  Pure and simple.

Jeff and I decided to go to our favorite Indian restaurant.

There was a table right in front of me (it was behind Jeff) with 3 college students; two girls, one boy.  I’m positive they were college students because they were talking loudly about college courses;  using words like “empirical data” and the effect of X factors on ancient civilizations.  I was listening to their discussion with half and ear wondering to myself  how many years after college it would be before their pretensions ended when I heard this line:

“Do you know why I love hanging out with a bunch of girls?”

Of course the girls at the table eagerly awaited his answer, as I’m sure you are.

Don’t worry.  I won’t disappoint you.

Here comes the Lamest Line I’ve Ever Heard in MY Life.

He said, “Hanging out with a bunch of girls makes my GENES happy when I consider all of the progeny I could spread around”.

Yes.

He did say that.

For real.

The girls simpered for a minute and then told him that he was “so lame”.

But, I swear to you.  They ate that crap up.

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Comments

  1. 1
    Rhonda
    Twitter: rhondaslife
    says:

    Girls are so dumb. We really do make it easy for guys, don’t we? lol

  2. 2
    Tara R.
    Twitter: Tara_R
    says:

    I read that line to my college kid and her response to my question about why would a guy say that to his friends was:

    “They probably aren’t his friends, he just wants to hook up with them.”

    I am too old for this. I’m just glad my daughter is too smart to fall for something that ridiculous.

  3. 3
    Kristina P. says:

    What a class act! 🙂

  4. 4

    OOOhh my gosh! No way!

  5. 5
    Evonne
    Twitter: _MamaJules_
    says:

    Wow! And the girls fell for it? That makes it even worse!

  6. 6
    Rachel
    Twitter: Rachel_L
    says:

    Idiot. My ovaries froze upon reading that comment.

  7. 7
    grissell says:

    Seriously! OMG…..

  8. 8

    LOL
    That’s way lame.
    LOL
    What a dooshbag.

  9. 10
    Susie's Homemade says:

    Ugh! To be young and stupid again:-)

  10. 11
    beth aka confusedhomemaker
    Twitter: beths_confusion
    says:

    Wow, progeny, eh? Must have just learned that big new word in an Intro class & couldn’t wait to show it off.

    • 12
      Angie
      Twitter: 7clowncircus
      says:

      My guess is yes. New vocab word for sure.

      You should have heard their conversation. YOu would have died.

  11. 13

    Hope you didn’t barf up your naan. Though that would have served him and his happy genes right.

  12. 15
    Shell
    Twitter: shellthings
    says:

    OMG, that’s horrible! Though, honestly, it’s like a line my own husband would say. He’s a big cheeseball like that.

  13. 16
    T Rex Mom says:

    I echo everyone else – totally lame. How did you refrain from shooting a horrible look?

  14. 17

    I’m sticking my fingers down my throat…

  15. 18
    Marla Hansen says:

    Men….always thinking with their…brain.

  16. 19
    Melissa Multitasking Mama
    Twitter: multitaskingme
    says:

    His progeny? What a…well, I am too nice to type that word =)

  17. 20
    Erica
    Twitter: mommysstillfab
    says:

    I don’t know what’s worse: their pretentious conversation (no one
    voluntarily discusses that stuff) or the “line.”

    Were you kind of embarassed for him? Did you get “douche chills” as we like
    to call them?

  18. 21
    Jennifer says:

    I don’t know what is worse, the fact that he said it or the fact that the girls fell for it.

  19. 22
    Allison @ Alli 'n Son
    Twitter: Alli_n_Son
    says:

    Wow. Just wow. That really is the lamest thing I’ve ever heard. I think my mouth would have dropped open in awe if I heard that.

  20. 23
    Life with Kaishon says:

    Oh. My. Gosh.
    Was I ever that young and stupid?
    I suppose 10 years ago I would have ate that up too.
    Silly!

    LOVE Indian food. Scrumptious! : )

  21. 24
    Christie
    Twitter: 3CraziesAndMe
    says:

    I pray to God that at least one of the girls was making the same disguested face that I am making right now. Douchy McDouch.

  22. 25
    scrappysue says:

    no. way. youth is so wasted on the young! what a caveman lol

  23. 26
    Lula
    Twitter: lula34
    says:

    I dunno what’s lamer…that he said such swill, or that those girls ate it up. It would’ve taken every ounce of restraint I have to prance over to those girls and say, “Ladies, PLEASE…let me school you…”

    And then there’d be the requisite head roll, eye roll, and finger snap. Of course.

  24. 27

    idiots.

  25. 28
    Lolli
    Twitter: 1momof5
    says:

    Oh, that’s too funny! 😉

  26. 29

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!

  27. 30

    HA HA HA HA!!!! That is so “ew”!