Sometimes My Children Embarrass Me.

Wait.  Did I spell embarrass correctly?  I don’t believe that I have spell check in my title bar.

Yes. It appears I did.

Anyway.

I hope that all you mother’s out there had a spectacular day full of pampering and relaxation.  And gifts.  Not to brag or anything, but I scored a few really great gifts and didn’t have to cook.  Most importantly though, I scored some really touching cards full of heartfelt sentiment.  I’m a sucker for those.  I already have them filed away in my stash of cards that I will save forever and must be rescued should my house burn down.

Oh, speaking of heartfelt accolades, Parenting By Dummies was going to send me a card telling me what a great mother I am and how much she adores me and my writing style, but instead she published something on her blog.  Totally made my day.

Now, back to my story.

Sometimes My Children Embarrass Me.

It doesn’t happen very frequently since they’d rather humiliate me instead, but every once in awhile one of them (and by one of them, I mean one or both of the twins) will pull a social faux pas that makes me want to be four again and join them. (As opposed to the times when they humiliate me making me want to disown them and the ground to swallow me up.)

Yesterday at church I got wind of a little event that transpired.

A little event in which my son interrupted a whole room full of children by opening his button-up shirt, standing up in front of everyone and lifting his chair over his head,  making a grrrrrrrr sound like he was The Hulk.

I was embarrassed when I heard the story and was forced to have a  talk with him about proper church conduct (“that’s not it, buddy, in case you were wondering”).

To tell the truth though,  what I really secretly wish is that I was there to witness the act in person.  And that it was someone else’s kid that did it.

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About Angie

Angie is a CRAFT dabbling, recipe making, WORD loving, sunshine hording, book DEVOURING, Mama to a lot! She's kind of in love with Instagram right now, so if you want her attention, go find here there. {smiling}

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  1. 1
    Becca - Our Crazy Boys
    Twitter: beccascrazyboys
    says:

    I LOVE her red, white, and black posie pins. I se them everywhere now (well, probably not everywhere, but since I want one, they seem to be following me).

  2. 2
    natalee says:

    I hate when my kids embarrass me UGH!!!!!!!! Love this post. hugs!!!
    .-= natalee´s last blog ..Be nice to your F’n Mother!!!!! =-.

  3. 3
    Julie@my5monkeys
    Twitter: aprilmom00
    says:

    My kids do that to me all time at church..I have gotten used to it. Happy mothers day back at you.

  4. 4

    That is too funny. Too bad know one got it on video. Perfect blackmail for when we is older, I say.
    .-= malia´s last blog ..Hawaii Trip…Aloha =-.

  5. 5
    Krystyn
    Twitter: SeriousKrystyn
    says:

    Oh, the kids…mine embarrassed me at church this week, too. Let’s just say there was a throw up reference.
    .-= Krystyn´s last blog ..Mommy and Me Monday- The Mother’s Day (12th) Edition =-.

  6. 6
    T Rex Mom says:

    Actually, I think that’s pretty darn cute. Was the Sunday School teacher charmed or annoyed?

  7. 7
    Kirsten says:

    I love it! What a perfect Mother’s Day gift, a good laugh! I am sure all the other little boys thought he was pretty cool, I know Stephan would be right along his side….maybe even throw the chair for more dramatic effect. Very funny Angie….love your kiddos.

  8. 8

    Totally would have been more funny if it was someone else’s kid. 😉
    .-= Jen´s last blog ..The Things They Remember =-.

  9. 9
    Brandie
    Twitter: rudyrukus
    says:

    That’s funny. I taught nursery last year and believe me when I say if I got every parent whose child did something inappropriate in church I would have never been in class haha! You are not alone. It was though sometimes my own kid doing the bad deeds!

  10. 10
    Evonne
    Twitter: _MamaJules_
    says:

    That’s funny! Somehow it’s ingrained in their little heads to embarrass us. I’m sure we did the same to our parents.
    .-= Evonne´s last blog ..Mission Monkey Minute =-.

  11. 11

    My kid rarely embarrasses me it’s my husband that has made it a hobby! Happy Belated Mother’s Day!
    .-= Kathy´s last blog .. =-.

  12. 12
    Michelle
    Twitter: flyinggiggles
    says:

    What is with those little monsters?…lol. I guess they are just getting us back for their grandparents!
    .-= Michelle´s last blog ..Homemade Facial Mask =-.

  13. 13
    Allison @ Alli 'n Son
    Twitter: Alli_n_Son
    says:

    That’s such a funny story! My kid hasn’t gotten to the age where he embarrasses me yet. Unless you count calling every tall man or woman a giant. Loud. To their faces.
    .-= Allison @ Alli ‘n Son´s last blog ..Courage and Learning to Trust Myself =-.

  14. 14
    Michelle @ One Crafty Mama says:

    LOL! I can laugh because it was your super cute kid doing it and not mine. 🙂
    .-= Michelle @ One Crafty Mama´s last blog ..WW – My month in pictures =-.

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    georgie says:

    LOL…I am sorry to laugh but it really is cute! I treasure these moments b/c take it from me…they do grow into teenagers way tooooo soon LOL
    .-= georgie´s last blog ..A to Z…Get 2 Know Me =-.

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    Shell
    Twitter: shellthings
    says:

    Okay, I wish that someone was there to document that with a picture! LOL

    Totally something that one of my boys would do.
    .-= Shell´s last blog ..It’s My Day! =-.

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    kristin says:

    that’s AWESOME! I love those two. So funny. My 2 yo nephew stood up on the front row of Sacrament mtg (his dad was in the Bishopric) and yelled, “You killed my father you Son of Bitch! Prepare to die!” That was more along the humiliation lines for his parents though. Who knew Princess Bride was so vulgar?! LOL.

  18. 18
    Rachel
    Twitter: RachelVoorhees
    says:

    That is awesome. Too bad he didn’t cover himself in green paint first.
    .-= Rachel´s last blog ..Recipe of the Week: Asparagus Pesto Pizza =-.

  19. 19
    Susie's Homemade says:

    Those darn kids are such a yardstick of our parenting…it’s hard to not be embarassed:-)

  20. 20
    Allison @ Slice of Heaven
    Twitter: Tiggsntx
    says:

    That’s a good one! My most embarrassing Mommy moment (thus far) is retold in this post…

    http://scoopofreality.blogspot.com/2009/02/can-i-see-yours.html

    I’m glad you had a good Mother’s Day!
    .-= Allison @ Slice of Heaven´s last blog ..Handmade with Love =-.

  21. 21
    jennyleite says:

    Haha, I love it!!!
    .-= jennyleite´s last blog ..Mommy’s Day! =-.

  22. 22

    That’s awesome!!! I love it! To me, that’s more funny than embarrassing (of course, this was not my kid). Now, if had involved “parts” of any kind, that would be embarrassing. My daughter announced (fortunately, in our own home) one day that her brother has a penis and she has a “diamond.” SO glad that didn’t happen at preschool!!!

    In the end you’ll have the advantage, though. Start collecting all these stories for prom and rehearsal dinners!
    .-= Angie´s last blog ..Reflections on motherhood =-.

  23. 23
    Jenners says:

    That must have been something!!!
    .-= Jenners´s last blog ..My iPod Called Me Something Nasty: The Shuffle Meme =-.

  24. 24
    Kristen Robinson says:

    Completely awesome. Waaaaaay better than mine just kicking, screaming and writhing on the floor like a crazy guy.

  25. 25
    Kelly Deneen
    Twitter: kelly_deneen
    says:

    Bah! That’s not awful. At least he didn’t swear while he did it. 🙂
    .-= Kelly Deneen´s last blog ..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Abandonment, Oil, and Funny Things Kids Say =-.

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    Michelle
    Twitter: boytrapped
    says:

    That sounds like something my son would do. The little buggers! 🙂
    .-= Michelle´s last blog ..Mean Nasty Rotten Old Witch =-.

  27. 27

    I’m like you, I TOTALLY wish I’d seen that, when someone else’s kid was doing it of course. But see your kiddo qualifies as that for me, so… 😉

    Happy belated Mother’s Day friend! 🙂
    .-= Elaine´s last blog ..Right Here, Right Now =-.