Last night my sister babysat ALL of my kids so that Jeff and I could go out on a date.
Free babysitting? A night out without 5 little ducklings in tow? A gift. Pure and simple.
Jeff and I decided to go to our favorite Indian restaurant.
There was a table right in front of me (it was behind Jeff) with 3 college students; two girls, one boy. I’m positive they were college students because they were talking loudly about college courses; using words like “empirical data” and the effect of X factors on ancient civilizations. I was listening to their discussion with half and ear wondering to myself how many years after college it would be before their pretensions ended when I heard this line:
“Do you know why I love hanging out with a bunch of girls?”
Of course the girls at the table eagerly awaited his answer, as I’m sure you are.
Don’t worry. I won’t disappoint you.
Here comes the Lamest Line I’ve Ever Heard in MY Life.
He said, “Hanging out with a bunch of girls makes my GENES happy when I consider all of the progeny I could spread around”.
He did say that.
The girls simpered for a minute and then told him that he was “so lame”.
But, I swear to you. They ate that crap up.