Tag Lines. Everybody Needs One. And $20.


Hello Ladies.

It’s me, Tiffany {aka one of the Original SITS Girls and The R Family freak.}

{Hijack here from Angie: AND one of my all time favorite bloggers}.

I am here hijacking Angie’s place.

Can I just say for the record that I LOVE her hair.

Just wanted to get that off my chest.

Now, on to today’s topic….

“Tag Lines. Everybody needs one.”

Entering the bloggy world, you never know what kind of opportunities will arise.

Afterall, you may get an email one day from a publisher wanting to share your clever posts with the world and whisk you away on a fabulous book tour. Right? Right.

Oprah needs to know how to introduce your blog. Right? Right.

With twitter allowing only 140 characters, you need to be concise, people. Right? Right.

You, my dolls, need a tag line.

SITS has “The Secret to Success is Support.” See? Concise, says a lot in a few words, looks good on a t-shirt, etc.

A few of my bloggy friends and I were recently working on a top secret project and needed to come up with one… I thought they came out great:

Lula is a semi-rebellious southern belle who believes monogrammed handkerchiefs and tattoos will never be out of style.

Kathy is a sarcastic mother of three who’s busy home daycare clashes with her desire to do nothing all day.

Heather is a stay at home mom who swears by traditional values, black nail polish and anything Hello Kitty.

Are those great or what?


So, now it’s you turn. Come up with a tag line.

You’ll thank me from Oprah’s couch. Promise.

Of course, it’s me, so there is a contest.

Leave your tag line in the comments and I’ll pick a winner on Monday.

$20 to Amazon.com... {you know you can buy just about anything over there.}

Oh, wait. You need to know mine, right? Right.

Tiffany is a merlot-loving momma and entreprenuer who thrives to dwell in possibility and designer handbags.

I know. Fabulous, right? Right.

Oh, even if you can’t come up with a tag line, leave a comment so Angie will ask me back.

Help a sister out.

Comments

  1. 1

    Blogging Mama Andrea says

    Ha! Those were great. I’m going to have to think and that HURTS on a Friday!

    Andrea is a writer living life in a foreign country while negotiating children, speeding tickets and confusing take-out menus.

  2. 3

    April says

    Wow…it’s really early to make my brain work so hard! Here’s goes…

    “April is a proud Southern stay-at-home mom and domestic engineer who could easily survive on Chick Fil-A sweet tea for the rest of her life!”

  3. 4

    Jingle says

    Just Jingle. Random. Creative. Fun. Randomly Creatively Fun.

    hmmm…that may need some work…we’ll see! LOL!

  4. 5

    Natalie says

    Off to work, so I can’t think on a great tagline right now, but I still wanted to leave a comment.
    Tiffany, you are fabulous! 🙂

  5. 6

    Joy says

    I'm just going to rip off my tagline from my profile.

    Joy, a book lover & thrift store stalker with a Pavlovian reaction to the shiny and the sparkly.

  6. 7

    Rhea says

    Rhea is a Texas cowgirl who ropes words and rides reality on the ranch in her head.

    Best I could do short notice and first thing in the morning.

  7. 8

    Rebecca says

    **think think think**
    Maybe the shower will help, it sure helps my singing!
    I will be back!

    Love ya Tiffany!

  8. 9

    Lula! says

    Um…Rhea is quick on the draw! Love hers!

    I also love Angie. And her hair.

    And Tiffany…with her fabulous tag line.

  9. 10

    Tori says

    Tori is an emotional college girl who would spend every minute with her awesome family, friends, and boyfriend–if it weren’t for class.

    A bit long…but I don’t have time to make it better, lol.

    Great post, Tiffany!

  10. 11

    Noah's Mommy says

    I am An ex Colorado-an by way of Arizona…and now New Jersy….who was born in Oklahoma. I guess that makes me a super tan, skiing, cowgirl with an attitude.

  11. 13

    The Pink Potpourri says

    those are great!

    don’t forget it is FREE GIVEAWAY FRIDAY! at my blog, and this week’s giveaway is beautiful!

  12. 14

    Erin, Nick and Merrick says

    Erin: A straight talkin, loud laughing, often lazy mama and wife getting thru life one recipe & glass of wine at at time.

  13. 15

    Heather says

    Heather is a hopeful handmaiden to her patients and her kiddos who secretly desires a haven where SHE can be cared for.

    Wow, you can tell I have had one of THOSE weeks, can’t you?

    Great post, Tif. Are we gonna put our tag lines on the back of our SITS shirts someday?

  14. 16

    Rachael says

    a tagline…a tagline…i anm awful at this.

    rachael is a couture loving, target wearing mama who photographs everything that crosses her path.

  15. 17

    Kelly Deneen says

    LOL! Love these! 🙂

    Kelly is a first-time mom set on conquering the world and corporate America.

    ha!

  16. 18

    sassy stephanie says

    Hmmm…guess my subtitle

    Louis carrying, True Religion wearing country girl living the simple life

  17. 20

    Megan says

    Megan is a deal addicted, fashion lover, on a budget close to $0, mommy to a crawler/destroyer, blogging crazy, O.C.D lady.

  18. 22

    koopermom says

    Hollie is a girl who can’t function without coffee, loves makeup and is on her search for happiness.

  19. 23

    Megan says

    Forgot to include my e-mail.

    Megan is a deal addicted, fashion lover, on a budget close to $0, mommy to a crawler/destroyer, blogging crazy, O.C.D lady.

    justformeandyou2 at gmail dot com

  20. 24

    The Smith Family says

    Shelley is a vinyl making, bite size snicker indulging multiples mom, of three, who almost always needs a girls night out, once a week, or she’ll drown in the overwhelming stress and responsibility of her super-hero, potty training, stay at home mom, own her own business…FABULOUS status!

  21. 26

    angie says

    I can’t NOT enter my tag line here.

    Angie is a word loving, book devouring, designer jean obsessed mama to 5. With red hair.

  22. 27

    Heather says

    I would’ve never thought to make a tag line without you, my love. Thank goodness I did, because I just KNOW it will come in handy some day soon.

  23. 29

    Jen Sue Wild says

    This is too fun!

    Jennsue Wild~ is one hot momma who looks fabulous while doing laundry in her diamonds and furs.

  24. 30

    Sam_I_am says

    Sam is a Super Woman complex having, Girl Scout Leading, Mental Health giving, wedding from Hell planning, Dog Momma who desperately wants to be laying on a beach in North Carolina.

  25. 31

    Mama Kat says

    Look at the linky love! How can anyone NOT love Tiffany…or Angie’s hair?? Physically impossible.

    Reading these taglines is fun…my vote so far is for Rhea and Angie…quick on the draw for reals.

    Hi Angie!!!

  26. 33

    Mimi says

    Mimi, proving that motherhood & a case of the crazies can have a positive outcome and that Pepsi & Xanax do not cancel each other out.

  27. 34

    Fifi Flowers says

    Those are some great tag lines!
    I have my standard…
    “Art is an experience that transcends all culture boundairs… it makes us feel”
    BUT… I need something FUN for moi… hmmmm
    “Fifi is a champagne drinking mom/artist trying to escape to Paris daily”
    LOL… I think I like that one!

  28. 35

    Rhonda says

    I’ll have to come back with mine too. I haven’t even brushed my teeth yet. Ugh. I’m carefully breathing through my nose so I don’t pass out!! Oi.

    And no. That’s not my tagline!! lol

  29. 36

    Poetry Sue says

    hehe… never thought of a real tag line… usually I just use:
    “I am a woman, no more and no less.”

    But lets try:
    “Suzi is a single mom trying to find her soul mate, the perfect lift-kit for her Jeep, and her car keys…”

  30. 38

    girlytwins says

    This is so insanely funny. Haha. I think I will need more time to come up with my tag line LOL…but I will be back!!

  31. 39

    Abby says

    Abby and Mandy proudly let the world know we are bargain shoppers extraordinaire. Marked down, Clearance, Free shipping we know we are not the only ones singing this to these are a few of my FAVORITE things. . .

  32. 41

    Live.Love.Eat says

    Ok, I had to leave, go clean the kitchen and come back with mine. I wish I could say it's worth the wait.

    Stephanie is a woman with a wok, enjoying daily adventures in the kitchen & sharing it with friends & family.

    This actually will be incorporated into something I am "cooking" up. I hope to divulge early next week!

  33. 42

    The Lucky Mrs. T says

    My bio reads –

    A mother to two wild Indians and aspiring trophy wife who serves as a chef, procurement agent, chauffeur, research assistant, warden, photographer, estate manager, sports agent, and ranch hand, who has a propensity for wasting time and spending money in a desperate pursuit of all things wild and wonderful.

  34. 43

    Midwest Mom says

    Oh, I’ve toyed with the tag line for so long. …

    Still haven’t come up with one.

    But, you’ve got me thinking! Have a great weekend!

    – Julia at Midwest Moms

  35. 44

    Procrastinator Crafter says

    Love your post and I love Angie. If I were to come up with a tagline it would be something like this…

    Maridith a mommy of two, a hard-working business woman with creative aspirations bigger then time and money will allow!!

  36. 45

    mommaof4wife2r says

    this is good stuff. i have to say, i’m not a fan of oprah, but i still think i should get a line. i mean, i’m gonna be {NOT} famous.

    danyele is a caffeine loving, hoody wearing, doesn’t say no, sarcastic and smiling wife 2R and momma 2 4 girlie pies.

  37. 46

    One Crazy Chick! says

    Kandace is a coffee addicted mother of two whose strong moral values clash with the stripper pole in her living room. She gives lessons on Sundays.

  38. 48

    Michelle says

    Michelle – a Starbucks addicted mom to two who dreams of what every woman wants; a clean kitchen and a spa that’s magically invisible to anyone under 12.

  39. 49

    Donnetta says

    AHHH LAWD – here goes!

    Donnetta is a Diet Coke addict with a salt fetish whose deepest desire is for just one day to do nothing but sit on my butt and blog!

  40. 51

    Stu Pidasso says

    stu is the self proclaimed ruler of the world and is trying to rally his troops to inforce his demands for peace and harmony.

  41. 52

    Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) says

    Oh, what fun! Some great taglines here! OK, I finally came up with one:

    Stacy enjoys being a Sassy Mama to a Princess Nagger and writing Random Thoughts so you don’t have to think straight.

  42. 53

    Fresh Mommy says

    Tagline?? I totally need one, but don’t have a clue where to start. Since I can be a procrastinator and can’t think of fun and witty things right away, how about “I’m a momma, and I have no clue.”

    Ok, probably not a winner, but give me a week or so, and it will be golden!

    🙂
    ~Tabitha~

    freshmommyblog.com

  43. 54

    T Rex Mom says

    Okay, here goes ~

    T Rex Mom: Renaissance wife and mother/T Rex wrangler (mother of a precocious toddler)

  44. 55

    Swirl Girl says

    I have two tag lines:

    Swirl Girl is all about the thinking, not the drinking.

    And

    Swirl Girl may not always be really pretty, but she’s always pretty real.

  45. 56

    scrappysue says

    i thought i had to come up with a tagline for the THLK ladies!

    ok – sue is a kiwi mum of 4 who has difficulty coming up with her own tagline

    hehe – i heart merlot too (and cheap handbags)

  46. 57

    Ronda's Rants says

    Okay…after almost no thought at all because I don’t have to to think…
    Ronda, not really a ranter more of a huffer and a puffer while trying to remember where she placed her sunglasses and coffee!

  47. 61

    April Greer says

    I am a woman, not so quietly struggling with keeping my world simple and the world’s hands off my children…probably too serious huh?

    How about April is a NOT so trendy or politically correct mom that spends more money on books than clothes…probably too nerdy Huh?

    Oh well guess I’m not gonna get that call from Oprah!!

  48. 64

    Sparkette says

    Sparkette is a energetic single military mom with lots of crafty ideas and baking skills.

    Sounds good I think 🙂

  49. 65

    Scary Mommy says

    Scary Mommy is working on her potty mouth, never without a Diet Coke and despite losing brain cells by the day thinks this parenting gig is the best thing around.

    I wrote that last week for my blog and agonized over it. And I still don’t love it. So hard!

  50. 66

    Daisigirl says

    Kim is an overprotective, neurotic, but fun-loving free-thinker who longs for brilliance and adventure.

    Can I change this later? :0)

  51. 67

    Shannon says

    Shannon, a Coca Cola-addicted and TV-obsessed SAHM, trying to find the bliss within the daily chaos…

  52. 68

    Adrian's Crazy Life says

    Wow, I love a challenge! Hope I win.

    Adrian is a Mom of 3 boys who can teach you how to rock your computer, declutter your house, and stamp your Christmas cards, all at the same time! That’s how I roll.

  53. 69

    Mrs. S says

    How fun were those tag lines??!! Tiffany, you know I love you, girl. You hit the spot. If you have any bright ideas for a tag line for me, I’m all ears.

    This is like asking to come up with a headline for a newspaper. I was never good at that when I wrote for my college paper. hmmm

  54. 71

    Rhonda says

    Okay, here’s mine:

    Here lies Rhonda …. Oh no, wait. That’s my headstone.

    I’ll try again:

    Rhonda is wife to a cranky frenchman (insert sympathy here), mother to three whacked french girls, not to EVER be called french herself, who works hard, plays harder and regularly laughs till her head explodes.

    That about sums it up.

  55. 72

    John Deere Mom says

    John Deere Mom is a sassy farm wife, mom to two, and teacher to many who is trying to get through each day with as little manure as possible.

  56. 74

    Dana says

    Here goes….

    Dana is an overworked, underpaid mom to 5 rowdy boys….trying to keep the stench to a minimum and the fun to a maximum.

  57. 75

    Tanyetta says

    I wish to be creative! These tags are awesome!

    Let’s see-

    Days like these where everyday that ends in Y is the same.

    Boring? I know. Boring. HaHa.

  58. 76

    Juliet Grossman says

    Juliet writes observational humor-with-an-edge that is at once a critique of – and a love letter to – suburbia. Oh, and there’s Costco, Target, school plays, vegetarian organic locally-grown food, Swiffer mops, fake hair scrunchies, and cat hairballs too.

  59. 77

    Sharon says

    A tag line, huh? Hmmm…

    Sharon is a busy trying to juggle 4 rapidly growing children and a diagnosis of MS. She may go insane at any time…just wait and see.

  60. 78

    Susie says

    Susie’s Homemade makes Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Balls…there is nothing wrong with that sentence.

  61. 79

    Tash says

    I think my vote is for Dana but here goes mine:

    Oysterblogger succinctly sizes up of the sweetness of stayathomemommyhood, as she shares her pearls of wisdom, wit and self-effacing self realizations. She also shoots and edits sensational photos of her silly sons and sassy daughter and anything else that happens in front of her viewfinder.

  62. 81

    Estela says

    Oooh…much harder than it sounds!

    Mine—

    Estela is a Mom, Marine, and Marine wife. Yes, she really CAN do it all. (….maybe)

  63. 82

    parentingBYdummies says

    Amanda is a SAHM to a murder of boys who specializes in nothing, but is an official expert on everything. And, in case you were wondering, she is always right.

  64. 83

    Ryan Ashley Scott says

    “All I get when I put my foot down around here is Cheerios between my toes.”

    (good thing I like Cheerios. And toes.) This is a fun game.

  65. 86

    Chatham says

    You are making me think too hard for a Sunday morning…

    Chatham spends her time surveying the battle field of life, searching for F-Bombs and all things random. Her secret code name is Jaded Snark…

  66. 87

    PetalsYoga says

    PetalsYoga is a mindfulness-based yoga teacher, Blogtalkradio host, wife and mom with a predilection for potato chips and all things chocolate.

  67. 88

    pam says

    I do have a tagline!!

    My blog is called Country Mouse, City Mouse. My tagline is
    ‘I may be a mouse, but I’m not mousey’

    Come see!

  68. 89

    Following Him says

    Man woman, you are making me work here 🙂

    Elyse is a supporter of all and a commentor to many; facing many challenges and always seeing the light at the end of the tunnel!

    ~Elyse~

  69. 90

    Stacey says

    Stacey is a Canadian Mama Warrior of 6yo twins with autism & an 8yo who thinks he's 15; bashing down obstacles, designing possibilities where there were none, while trying not to drown in quicksand with a book in one hand and a hard apple cider in the other!

  70. 91

    Reluctant Housewife says

    Hi there. The closest thing I have to a tagline is, “My name is Melanie and I am the Reluctant Housewife.”

    If Oprah was introducing me she could say, “Her name is Melanie and she is the Reluctant Housewife.”

    It’s not terrible descriptive, but it’s accurate 🙂

  71. 94

    Tee says

    Tee is a perfectly flawed, simply complex, peacefully chaotic, lovingly mad wife, mom and professional…an EXTRAORDINARILY ORDINARY woman; LOVE ME;-)

  72. 95

    Robin says

    I have been thinking about this, off and on, all weekend……and still nothing. :-/

    How about the one at the bottom of my header:
    Come spend time in my little blue nest.

    or….

    Robin’s Blue Nest; a place of rest.

    Hope everyon has had a beautiful weekend.

  73. 96

    Gamma Sharon says

    Sharon is a little sassy blonde who never lacks for something to do and longs for nothing to do!

  74. 97

    Lolli says

    I totally meant to do this on Friday, but then I ended up being on the NEWS instead!! So here’s my tag line….

    Lolli is a camera-toting, kid-hauling, daily-blogging mama who needs to stop saying yes to everything.

  75. 98

    Sarah says

    Sarah is the CEO of a mad house who regularly dabbles in craft and takes photos to scrap incase their ever needed as evidence!

  76. 99

    Brittany Ann says

    Ha, yours are great.

    Brittany is a mother of two insanely trying to conceive again while mostly failing to keep her house and children clean.

  77. 100

    Kristin says

    don’t have one- was thinking I should have something better the blog anyway, guess I’ll have to work on this.

  78. 101

    ♥Trina♥ says

    Hmmm…think, think, think…

    Trina is a true-blue country girl who loves life, her family, and her friends. Oh, and a good cup of coffee too.

    My hubby came up with this one:

    Trina is a girl who likes to drink beer, wants to live at the lake, and can’t wait to retire. LOL

  79. 102

    Kay Bratt says

    Kay Bratt…finally found her passion in the mysterious world of China during what was supposed to be a break from the the chaos of life.

  80. 104

    little a says

    Little A… A princess who adores shopping, cupcakes, and Beauty and the Beast.

    or…

    Little A thinks she’s a Disney Princess.

    or…

    Little A: a cupcake addict who belongs in a Disney movie.

    or…

    Little A loves the following: cupcakes. shopping. Edward Cullen.

  81. 105

    Barb says

    Ok here goes…
    Barb: A bubbly, babbling bank teller and mom of 4 who loves blogging,drinking vodka,talking, and taking pictures of Spotlis and anything and everything else she can.

  82. 110

    thesixkents says

    *Sigh*.
    Nope, sorry – I can’t get past:
    “Ali – mother of 4 and tired…”. I guess I should just go to bed and try a different contest tomorrow… ;-).

  83. 111

    American in Norway says

    A Nomadic American living in Norway. From partying on the “Poop Deck” (working on cruise ships..) to Paradise… (um.. er, I mean Norway)

  84. 113

    Eudae-Mamia says

    I think I missed the contest, but I still had a good laugh – excellent, per usual!!

    And you have to get Angie’s hair off your chest? I think they have a cream for that. Em

  85. 114

    Our Crazy Life says

    I think mine would be: Self described neurotic, blog addicted mom of 6 spending more time on figuring out how to make the kids do chores than it would take to do them herself.

    Yea, I know, I suck at that, but enter me anyway!

  86. 115

    Michelle says

    Michelle is a child loving homeschooling mommy trying to find time to scrapbook.

    I’m not very good at this.

  87. 116

    Tiaras & Tantrums says

    welcome!!

    T & T: A little bit girlie, a little bit naughty and completely divine. Living the splendid life!

  88. 117

    beef jerky blogger says

    Lauren is a bubbly blonde with a great sense of style that can easily escape into the world of fashion magazines, photography, and clementine-flavored Izze..

  89. 119

    Lisa says

    Lisa is a mom of twin boys who kept her ‘day job’ as an accountant too after the babies came – her only hope long-term is to stumble upon that rip in the time/space continuum…oh crap, gotta go – the babies are awake…

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    Carla says

    Add me in! Creative tag line??
    Ok, no rock throwing:)
    “Carla is trying to appreciate BIG living in her LITTLE world”

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