this is what you would have heard in the last 10 minutes at my house:
“clink, clink, clink”……or something like that. That’s the sound of about 50 DVD’s being taken from their case and thrown on the floor.
Garrett: “I didn’t do it, the twinnies did”.
Then he smiles because he knows I know he’s lying. The three were in kahoots.
“Am I going to get a bare butt spanking?” (this is the ultimate irony since he’s never in his life had a bare butt spanking).
Me: “If you ever do that again you will”.
About 30 seconds later:
Garrett: “MOM! the twinnies pulled the head off of the Polly Pocket doll”.
The sound of a recorder being played. EKK…..
Loud crying. “He BITE, he bite”.
2 minutes later:
“mom, the twinnies are in the wipes”.
See, there’s always something exciting going on at my house.
Oh wait, there is the sound of all three boys crying. Let’s investigate.