Blog World Domination by Dumb Mom…

I’ve passed the reins………..

Hello everyone, I am Dumb Mom (yes, THE Dumb Mom), and I’m here representing the bestes blog eva parenting BY dummies.

I have been an active member of the blogging community since December, 2008, which means I am coming up on my 18 month blog-a-versary.

I have experienced some success with my blog (you know stuff that matters like followers, traffic, comments, Google page rank), but nothing to really write home about (not that I have to since my mother stalks my blog shamelessly).

But, I haven’t gotten to the point where I feel accomplished or truly successful as a blogger (aka the point at which the money begins to roll in).

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t live in Crazy Blogger Delisuionalville so I know that I’m not likely to be the next Dooce (no PPD ravings here) or the next Pioneer Woman (no sexy cowboy hubby either), but you know, I kinda would like to be a respected member of the blogging community.

And, I’m sorta sick of waiting for my content to make it happen for me.

Plus, I don’t know anybody (‘cause you know, blogging, like real life, is a lot about who you know), at least not anybody who likes me wants to let me ride their coattails to the top support my “brand”.

So I came up with a new plan.

A plan to ensure blog-world domination in as little as 6 weeks.

A genius plan really.

To eliminate to competition and make people like me catapult me to the top.

Buying blogs!

That’s right people, B-U-Y-I-N-G them.

I figured that one of the main obstacles standing in the way of my become-a-popular-blogger-so-people-will-pay-me plan is that the market is becoming a bit saturated.

It’s getting too hard to have a blog.

Now you have to worry about annoyingly time consuming junk like personal branding, SEO, building a blog community, and other stuff I’ll let you know about when I figure out what it is.

And. You need a niche.

A niche that is supported by good content.

I don’t have a niche (unless you call being a suckit mom who is strangely funny a niche), or time to think about my brand, or brains to master SEO.

So, I’m taking the easy way out…MONEY.

It may not be able to buy you love (which I’m not sure I agree with) but it can buy you blogs, because everyone needs it and most of us like it (which is more than I can say for my blog).

So the other night when I sat down to do my figuring, I figured that what I need to do is get some cash, find some in-the-market-for-some-cash bloggers, and give it to them to to go away let me be the creative director on their sites.

Basically they post about me and me related material and all is well.

And, guess what?!

It worked!

I’ve turned 12 of them so far!

So instead of reading about Mama B’s peanut butter life, or Angie’s Seven Clowns, or Jen’s Hipness, or KMama’s Daily Dribbles, or Marf Mom’s Marfan, or When SHE became her mom, or Being a former Fatty, or how HER Life Gone Awry, or Amy’s B Hole, or Supah’s Adventures, or Faemom’s Faeness?, or even Sunday’s Extreme Parenthood, you get to read about moi.

Before they sign off for good for the duration of their written-in-blood contracts they have each written one last post for you here: parenting BY dummies.

I urge you to give them a chance to explain why they’ve sold you out to The Man (The Man being ME) succumbed to the Dumb.

Come on over and say adios to your beloved bloggers. MWAHAHAHA!!!

P.S. I am currently not on the hunt for other blogs to dominate as I have run into a bit of an issue with my blog-world-domination budget plan. #therecessionisruiningeverything

About Angie

Angie is a CRAFT dabbling, recipe making, WORD loving, sunshine hording, book DEVOURING, Mama to a lot! She's kind of in love with Instagram right now, so if you want her attention, go find here there. {smiling}

Comments

  1. 1

    When you get your dominating done, how about a giveaway? One free blog-dominating pass straight to the top of the rankings for a lucky non-lurker?? (Also, Happy Birthday, Angie!) =>
    .-= Stacia´s last blog ..Fixing What’s Broken =-.

  2. 2
    Erin
    Twitter: ErinsMiracles
    says:

    Blog world domination….I like it, what a great idea!!

    I can take it as my own huh? Oh wait….guess I need to be like blog famous before that happens and at least have over 100 followers? I’m working on it…and as soon as I get that 100th follower….I’m having a give away!

  3. 3

    I wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday! I love you Sis.
    .-= TIFFANY EVANS´s last blog ..Daisy Planter Tag =-.

  4. 4

    Coming from someone with only 20 or so followers – I bow to your wisdom! Good luck with your plan!
    .-= Bren´s last blog ..Sick day =-.

  5. 5

    MWAHAHAHA!!! Love it! You’ll be taking over the entire world next.
    .-= Allison @ Alli ‘n Son´s last blog ..Balloons – Give Me Your Best Shot =-.

  6. 6
    Lolli
    Twitter: 1momof5
    says:

    DumbMom is the perfect person to sell out to. Great idea. 😉
    .-= Lolli´s last blog ..What Has Blogging Taught You? =-.

  7. 7
    Lolli
    Twitter: 1momof5
    says:

    PS–Happy birthday!!!
    .-= Lolli´s last blog ..What Has Blogging Taught You? =-.

  8. 8

    You always make me smile

  9. 9
    S Club Mama
    Twitter: sclubmama
    says:

    Being funny is a niche. Unfortunately, not one I have mastered. If you’re ever in the mood to guest post at a small blog…come on over!
    .-= S Club Mama´s last blog ..Enell Sports Bra Review =-.

  10. 10
    Brandie
    Twitter: rudyrukus
    says:

    Bwahahahaha! That is hilarious. I feel bad that I am not big enough or branded enough to be on your list teehee!! Totally kidding I guess I need to start buying some blogs too. I have a few in mind…… Happy Birthday and April Fool’s day and if you are from UT I live here and your dad was not lying there is one foot at my house. I am blogging about that later today for proof!
    .-= Brandie´s last blog ..I Heart Faces Week 13~ Dramatic B&W =-.

  11. 11

    Awesome!! Good luck with that:-)

  12. 12

    Hey, I’m for sale, you don’t want to buy me? Hmphf.
    .-= Scary Mommy´s last blog ..The Best of the 80s =-.

  13. 13
    Greg London
    Twitter: signupmakemoney
    says:

    I think you’re doing a great job with this site. As far as saturation goes, you’ll get there.

  14. 14

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